Jillian Leigh
On the northern coast
In the small town of Old Royal
There is a mountain
It is beautiful
It is majestic
It is inspiring
At the peak of this mountain there is a stand
At this stand sits Leonard
No he isn’t selling lemonade
Nor is he peddling advise
But he does have something important to say
Leonard will tell you one thing
Not when
Not how
But where you will die
How does he know this you may ask
Is he psychic you may wonder
Should I trust him you may ponder
That is and always will be up to you
It is a great burden to know this fact
Some say too great
Some say unfair
Some say why do we all die in the Bath and Body Works
Most decide to just avoid Tacoma all together
Yet try as they might they always end up on Steele Street
On the second floor of the mall
Just past the Hollister
Remembering the words of that portly little fellow
Never quite ready to meet their maker
But then who is
Here is clipart for your fantastic day
Jillian Leigh
Brooklyn, NY
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Birthday Bizarre
For the past few years I have been scouring the internet for the weirdest clipart I can find, and sharing it with my friends on their birthdays. As you will see from the first post to my good friend Brett Wean, it was simple. Here's clipart. Happy Birthday. And then because it's me it began to get weird. So take a look at the odd progression of stories I have written for my friends and family. And check back now and again to see new ones.
