Jillian Leigh
On the northern coast
In the small town of Old Royal
There is a mountain
It is beautiful
It is majestic
It is inspiring
At the peak of this mountain there is a stand
At this stand sits Leonard
No he isn’t selling lemonade
Nor is he peddling advise
But he does have something important to say
Leonard will tell you one thing
Not when
Not how
But where you will die
How does he know this you may ask
Is he psychic you may wonder
Should I trust him you may ponder
That is and always will be up to you
It is a great burden to know this fact
Some say too great
Some say unfair
Some say why do we all die in the Bath and Body Works
Most decide to just avoid Tacoma all together
Yet try as they might they always end up on Steele Street
On the second floor of the mall
Just past the Hollister
Remembering the words of that portly little fellow
Never quite ready to meet their maker
But then who is
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Jillian Leigh
Michael Hentz
Michael Hentz
In a small town outside of Iron Mountain
On the boarder of Canada
Down a beaten path
A path which claims responsibility for quite a bit of automotive work
A path which claims responsibility for quite a few broken jaws
A path which claims responsibility for quite a handful of lost phones
Down this awful path
There is a health food store
Some say it has been there for years
Some say it opened last week
But at this health food store there is a man
His name is Terrance
And Terrance invented the Sesame Stick
There are no signs
He doesn't boast
He's a humble man
He receives no money
Nor does he want any
In fact the sesame sticks are free at this health food store
In fact I can't remember anything else about the store
In fact most of Iron Mountain is a blur
But Terrance
He is a good man
He let me stay in back of the health food store
He told me the recipe for the sesame sticks
I make them all day
I can't eat them because my jaw is still broken
I can't leave because my car is still broken
I can't call anyone because my phone is still lost
But Terrance
He's a good man.
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Michael Hentz
Greg Topscher
Greg Topscher
Have you seen the Great Fountain
In the middle of the square
Adorned with the jewels of conquest
Gold, silver, weak people's personal items
From it flows not water
But Iodine
The liquid flows never-ending
It splashes on the boots of the common people
Or on their bootless toes
They are simple people
But not Bernard Courtois
No simpleton is he
And although others made attempts
The substance is truly his
Not gunpowder
Not seaweed
Not a carbonate of any kind
Will ever hold a candle to his iodine
And it is in this town
Overlooking this square
That old Humphrey Davy can be found
He inherited the apartment from an aunt
Unknowing of this unusual phenomenon
But now due to contractual requirements
It is where he must stay
And look at the iodine every day.
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Greg Topscher
Jen Marshall
Jen Marshall
There is a volcano of unknown origin
At the very top sits a bird
This bird is named Devon
Devon doesn't understand most things
Simple algebra
Can openers
Figs
But Devon is not a fool
He understands his role as ruler of the volcano
He appreciates the responsibility that comes with it
He does not waver in his commitment
And while he has no followers
Because it is a volcano
And they would all burn to death
Devon does recognize greatness
In you he sees it
And commemorates your importance with song
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Jen Marshall
Brett Wean 2
Brett Wean
A great man once said
Life is like a duvet cover
It holds greatness inside
The warmth of generations
The shelter in the storm
The lost souls of those who have come before us
But I feel that life is more like the duvet
Filled with the feathers of dead birds
You know they kill those birds
There can't be a way to strip a bird of all it's feathers and keep it alive
And what kind of birds are they killing
Chickens
It's chickens isn't it
They say it's geese
But it's not
You buy a duvet at Target you're getting chicken feathers
And that's life
You eat chickens
You sleep in their skins
You die
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Brett Wean
Josh Tjaden
Josh Tjaden
Some say days conquer us
Others say we conquer days
Some say nights house humanity
Others say humanity houses nights
Some say Justin the meerkat controls both day and night
Others don't believe in his power
Those people are fools
Those people are lost
Those people will perish in what Justin calls the Lunar Unending
The nonbelievers will be scorched
The nonbelievers will be ravaged
The nonbelievers will be left clawing at the mighty Justin's door
It is there they will know humanity
It is there they will understand conquest
And there will be
No night
No day
Just grey and beige
The colors of Justin
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Josh Tjaden
Nick Dodge
Nick Dodge
Once more a golden feather lands
Having come great distances
Carried on the backs of a hundred beetles
Beetles who did not understand the cause
But knew of its greatness
Slowly they died
One by one
Until only Kevin was left
Today Kevin's struggle is complete
The golden feather is yours
He may die in peace
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Nick Dodge
Nadine Friedman-Roberts
Nadine Friedman-Roberts
Once in a great while
A while of strength
A while of power
A while of chowder
Comes a moment full of hope
Full of beauty
Full of grace
Full of chowder
This moment is upon us
We are living it
Breathing it
Embracing it
Sipping it slowly to avoid the heat
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Nadine Friedman-Roberts
Kris King
Kris King
Presence
Perfection
Persistence
Petrified Trees
Life leads to Death
Death leads to Spaghetti
Spaghetti leads to Rebirth
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Kris King
Jim VanBlaricum
Jim VanBlaricum
Miles away
Moments in time
Below the earth
Below the roots
Below the worms
Your knowledge grows
Beyond comprehension
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Jim VanBlaricum
Stephen Brevik
Stephen Brevik
vast and sweeping
across the mountaintops
across the oceans
the wind carries it
the husks of corn from the plains
the husks of caterpillars from the leaves
the husks of coconuts from the trees
for you and your birth
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Stephen Brevik
Joe Shurmaitis
Joe Shurmaitis
once in a great moon
a cryptic message occurs
a harbinger of importance
of strength
of massive size
of birth
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Joe Shurmaitis
Jill Brevik
Jill Brevik
My Blood
The Best Piece of the Earth
The Greatest Chunk of Fiber
The Thing that is here
The Thing I love
The most deserving of Clip Art
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Jill Brevik
Vince Libasci
Vince Libasci
Something has happened
Life has blossomed
You were brought to us
You deserve this clipart
Vince Libasci
Lisa Schiller
Lisa Schiller
It is a gargantuan feat
a life of brilliance
a life of blues
oranges
purples
yellows
reds
cobalts
limes
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in honor of birth
Lisa Schiller
Dondrie Burnham
Dondrie Burnham
your life
it is beautiful
it is existence
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Dondrie Brunham
Nicole O'Rourke
Nicole O'Rourke
a wonderful happening
you are and will be
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it is for you
Nicole O'Rourke
Jay Gibson
Jay Gibson
You are a gem
a shiny stone
a blinding force of light
my friend
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Jay Gibson
Alan Bindler
Alan Bindler
a man of the people
for the people
by the people
its an important day
and therefore
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Alan Bindler
Brett Wean
Brett Wean
You were born
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I love you